Trolls only: I need advice on how to make men in white suits with mustaches love me. Please help?

Possessing the raw sex appeal of The Nolte certainly helps.





Manuel + Nolte = 4ever!!!!Trolls only: I need advice on how to make men in white suits with mustaches love me. Please help?
I have a brilliant idea. All you need is a camera and a gallon of milk. Offer the man a tall glass of milk. Let him drink till he gets it all over his mustache. Then take a picture with him--better take a polariod. Then laugh about it together. Take turns and group shots.


Trolls only: I need advice on how to make men in white suits with mustaches love me. Please help?
Buy me a white suit.





I'm not a troll, but then, I also stick my mustachioed nose in when people write ';Christians only...'; or ';Hey Atheists...';





And the fact that I live under a bridge and eat gruff billy goats is strictly coincidental.
be your self.





nothing is more beautifull then someone who is completely comfortable in their own skin. dont you worry kiddo, god will deliver your shining prince as soon as your ready to meet him :)



Buy loads of Southern Fried Chicken, start talking in a southern belle accent and wear a dress with a bussel. Read lots of Samuel Clements.
Just start swatting at flies that aren't there, they'll be along soon, they love people like that ;)
Yeah, I'd look good in white leather pants, even if I do say so myself. You can call me the Milkman if you like. Go on... call me the milkman... Who's your milkman, baby!
People with mustaches love girls in uniforms , trust me , Been There , Dump that .
Lots and lots of very strong booze .
I'd like to help you, but I've never seen a white suit with a mustache.
I´d start with a *Cress whitening toothpaste*
Offer them a Job selling Ice Cream
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.


- Mark Twain's Notebook, 1898
Get a make over
ewew@ guys who wear white pants!
the man from Del Monte, he say 'yes'
Hazmat loving is the best I hear. LMAO prof. gazza. milk man.lol
If you're going to post these kinds of questions shouldn't they at least be funny?